var Quotation=new Array()


Quotation[0] = "<q>Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.</q><br /><cite> -Benjamin Franklin</cite>";
Quotation[1] = "<q>I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.</q><br /><cite> -Frank Sinatra</cite>";
Quotation[2] = "<q>Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.</q><br /><cite> -Simon Fowler</cite>";
Quotation[3] = "<q>Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.</q><br /><cite> -Ernest Hemingway</cite>";
Quotation[4] = "<q>Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.</q><br /><cite> -Winston Churchill</cite>";
Quotation[5] = "<q>It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.</q><br /><cite> -P.J. O'Rourke</cite>";
Quotation[6] = "<q>A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.</q><br /><cite> -W.C. Fields</cite>";
Quotation[7] = "<q>There can't be good living where there is not good drinking</q><br /><cite> -Benjamin Franklin</cite>";
Quotation[8] = "<q>The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind</q><br /><cite> -Humphrey Bogart</cite>";

var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();